Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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