Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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