dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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