I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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