I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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