fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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