No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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