I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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