Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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