I'm really into asian looking animals
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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