Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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