Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
