Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
its not stalking. its research.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
is it fun? or sober?
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