I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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