i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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