yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I love you.
Bad choice
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