It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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