barbara walters just said penis...
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
As shirtless as possible
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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