I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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