How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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