watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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