my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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