actually, I'm a sock model
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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