It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
