Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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