Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
People with herpes should wear stickers.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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