3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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