Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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