Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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