i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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