whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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