You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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