how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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