therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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