Christians are straight up FREAKS
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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