I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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