# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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