Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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