If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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