Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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