So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
the raccoons are back...
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