Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm drive I can fine osifer
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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