"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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