He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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