Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
