their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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