But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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