Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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