we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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