the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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